By: A Survivor (Who is currently blushing)
Go to the pool manager. Do not be embarrassed. I said, “Excuse me, sir… the drain ate my rubber ducks.” He laughed, walked to the pump room, and opened the filter canister. There they were—wadded up, wet, but intact. My Swimming Trunks Have Been Sucked Off
They handed them to me on a mop handle. I have never pulled on a pair of shorts faster in my life. If you are reading this because your swimming trunks have been sucked off, take heart. In the grand spectrum of public humiliation, this is a 7/10 for embarrassment but a 1/10 for actual harm. No one remembers the naked guy for more than five minutes—unless he does a naked lap. Don’t do that. By: A Survivor (Who is currently blushing) Go
Then, the pump cycled on.