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Cancel one social obligation. Do not replace it with a chore. Replace it with a blanket. Watch a movie you have seen ten times before. Heavy On Hotties - Julia Red - This Little Pigg...
Make a sound of pure, unadulterated pleasure while eating something mediocre. A gas station donut. Day-old pizza. Announce to your household or pet: "That little piggy went wee wee wee all the way home." The Future of Heavy Onties Julia Red has just announced a partnership with a major streaming service for a game show titled The Weight is Right (a parody of the classic). Contestants will compete in challenges like "Horizontal Endurance" (staying in bed the longest without checking a smartphone) and "Grocery Tetris" (fitting the most heavy comfort items into one cart without breaking the axle). For more lifestyle and entertainment deep dives, follow