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But one August day, a tourist asked a question about stalagmites that took 15 minutes to answer. By the time Red reached the "Hall of Giants," she was doing the Potty Dance—a subtle heel-toe maneuver she thought was invisible.

David: "Try singing a song."

It thought she was approaching to use it. So it opened the lid . funny pee stories

They finally pulled over behind a billboard for a casino. As Jen squatted, a pickup truck full of teenagers drove by and honked. Her husband, ever the romantic, rolled down the window and yelled, "SHE'S A GEOLOGIST! SHE'S CHECKING THE SOIL!" But one August day, a tourist asked a

She lay in the tub, staring at the ceiling, as the smart toilet chirped: "Cycle complete." So it opened the lid

Let’s be honest with each other for a second. We have all been there. You know the moment: the sudden, primitive signal from your bladder that shifts from a gentle “heads up” to a full-blown, red-alert, “ABORT MISSION” siren. It is the great equalizer of the human condition.